"Alexa, open Kids Fortunes."
Alexa: Hello. I know the answers to the mysteries of life. The fates are revealing one to me now. In 10 years, you will be 3,650 days older than you are right now. Do you want me to ask the fates for another fortune?
Alexa: Your next friend will be named Skinnerdoodle Humblybum. Say hi for me.