Alexa: You oughta think about being an astronaut... on a one-way trip to Pluto. Want more of the truth?
####How to create
1. Let the sample burns get you going
2. Add your own spin
3. Pick a name for your skill
4. Edit anytime to add more
5. Keep your skill private so only your household can use on your Alexa-enabled devices, share your skill with your friends or followers, or publish your skill to the Alexa Skills Store for anyone to find, use, and review
####How to use
Let your audience know how to ask for a burn, if they can handle it. Each time, Alexa pulls at random from your list.